>>>>>>><<<<<<<((((((())))))))*> Eyelid Theatre, Melkville (thigmo) Finally President Bill Clinton agrees with the five men from a local brewery who misunderstand the role of common garden untensils on fish with the same idea. "Don't you know I want to learn more about the take on recordings by boldly surreal bands like DFDGO, or Dead Fish Don't Grow Old, now and in the plans for the future" said Clinton on the fifth minute of five minutes of pouring over the creamed corn fields of promoter Eror Dyal's hardcore music newsletter. Granted that following a visit to Eror's fine and pretentious record store, Clinton was due to announce a $5 commitment to purchasing the DFDGO tape given to him by a tree wearing a dirndl. Oddly this was met with criticism by many followers of first impressionists. One pulpy retort, "Five. Getting the tape does not apologize for the Propaganda machine of the ambient synth band nor the thousands of people who could NOT drink a beer while enduring their New Release live in the states." was funny thought Ten Kraft, a promoter in the states who attempted to book the band on non-postmodern nights at his defunct beer bar, after being scolded for drooling into The Abyss. Rest assured that most are merely more than willing to agree that thousands is a vague term and D"FDGO is hard to decipher let alone listen to without sedating talk from a guy in blue shirt about half the people he knows, not saying that exactly, but alluding to all the bass on the tape that is now better injected aurally with the invention of compact dervishes. ^thigmotropia@